Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Just for laughs

One day a little girl came back from school and complained to her mother.

Little girl: Mum, my teacher punished me for something i didn't do...

Mother: That's outrageous! How could he do something like that. What did he punish you for which you didn't do ?

Little girl: My homework.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Videos IV

A new video uploaded.. Take time to look through it.. =D

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Videos III

Presenting the Prettiest female alive !!

The video will take awhile to load, but that's also coz the quality's better.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Threesome ?

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) Darren
2) Teo
3) Darren Teo ! (Notice the exclaimation mark coz if pple lian ming dai xing call me, it means they are gonna scold me.. lol )

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1) Boyboy15 (I loved this nick, but it could only last 1 year LOL)
2) `Cloud`
3) `Darren`

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) Brown iris ? (Correct me if i'm wrong.. layman term would be eyeballs)
2) my fingernails
3) i dunnoe liao

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) wavy and dry hair
2) Not tall enough
3) Big bones

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1) Everything about me betrays my heritage !!! hahahah

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1) Ghosts (stop laughing)
2) Losing any part of my body or any of my senses
3) No money

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1) Handphone
2) Wallet
3) Specs or contacts

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1) Specs
2) diamond ear stud
3) Clothes =D

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1) Jay
2) Luna Sea
3) Jolin

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1) Ai Heng Jian Dan (David Tao)
2) Right Here Waiting (Richard Marx)
3) Everything I do, I do it for you (Bryan Adams)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1) Love
2) Trust
3) Care

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1) I'm 21 this year
2) I drive a BMW 6 series
3) I live in a mansionnette

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1) Short hair
2) Cute eyes with a cute smile
3) Round and slightly chubby face
Actually all these physical traits are hers.. lol

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1) Soccer
2) Play pool
3) Listen to music


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1) Play soccer
2) Play pool
3) Finish this and watch Jie Da Huan Xi.

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1) Lawyer (unfortunately didn't make it)
2) Actor (Not good looking enough)
3) Accountant (Most realistic)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1) Italy (Florence or Rome)
2) Japan
3) Korea

THREE KID NAMES YOU LIKE:
1) Chris
2) Cynthia
3) Caroline

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Earn big bucks
2) Go to the above mentioned countries
3) I'm not greedy (the 2 above will be enough)

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1) I love cars
2) I love women
3) I love cash

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1) My fingernails
2) I do the housework when my maid's on vacation -.-
3) No more, coz in reality I'm a guy

THREE FEMALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1) BoA
2) Tang Ning
3) Felicia Chin (mei ren yu~)

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1) Anybody who bothers to read my blog
2) Anyone that like me, is a perfect person who does the impossible everyday
3) aiyah anyone lah.. knn think so long still dunnoe

Saturday, January 07, 2006

BoA

Presenting the young BoA !!

the video might take longer to load than the rest which i've uploaded before

Monday, January 02, 2006

Videos II

Hmmz.. dunnoe how to start this post, so i'll just start it with...

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Alright back to topic.. If you all have watched the video i've posted on top and don't understand it. It's because there's a second part to it.. Since i don't think i will be posting that MV here. For the benefit of those who wants to know what really happened and the ending, I'll give u all the link to it..

http://www.youtube.com/w/Liu-Geng-Hong---Cai-Hong-Tian-Tang?v=kkw6xqjgyXw&search=cai%20hong%20tian%20tang

I didn't really understand some parts of it, but after explaination from yuting, I finally grasped the picture.. It's quite a nice story so I'd recommend that if u all have the time just go and watch it..

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Welcoming 2006

So finally it's year 2006.. Couldn't come any faster for me as 2005's been a bad year for me..

1st half of the year went relatively well for me as i was doing my attachment in PriceWaterhouseCoopers.. Stressful as the job was, I didn't have any complaints as

1) the allowance was high ($650).
2) The people were nice.
3) I learned alot of things related to my field.

2nd half of the year was all downhill for me.. Enlisted into army.. I didn't mind enlisting into army. As tough as training was for me in BMT (I'm obese), I had plenty of fun there. I made new friends and learned interesting stuffs.. However, I also experienced the cruel reality SAF.. Favouritism is practised everywhere.

For example, if yr father is some big shot guy or some high ranking officer in the SAF.. You can fail yr IPPT and still have a pass in yr record. You can then get posted to OCS and i'm very sure no matter how cock up u are, u will still be commissioned as an officer.

Which makes me all the more pissed off coz I didn't get the chance to take my IPPT.. If i failed my IPPT at the end of the bmt, I can at least tell myself i'm not good enough to be an officer. But the fact was that even though i had the ability, i wasn't able to prove it.

Then i was posted to a fucked up vocation as driver and if that's not bad enough, my camp's at Lim Chu Kang. The other end of the island.. And for those who says driver vocation ok wat, relaxjack, just drive only, pple training u sleeping..

You are sadly mistaken.....

I don't drive in camp as I'm the detail clerk, but even then I know how xiong it is for the drivers.. They are always the first to get ready if there are any exercises and last to go back at the end of the exercise.. They deal with real life situations everyday on the road.. Any accidents happen and they'll be in trouble even if it's not their fault. Vehicle breaking down is a chargeable offence.

For drivers, they already have 1 foot inside DB* whenever they go out for any mission or exercise.. As a combat personnel, if your rifles malfunction i'm sure u wun get charged for it. At most u sign extra if it's due to yr negligence.

And the most important thing... I'M STILL GETTING RECRUIT PAY!!! FUCK YOU SAF

But there's nothing I can do about it now.. I'm stuck with this screwed up vocation for the rest of my NS liabilities unless someone breaks my leg or some major illness hits me which i'm not very keen on either.

So... from today onwards in which we welcome 2006, hopefully everything will turn out better as it seems my luck has gone from bad to worse ever since i stepped into the army..

Well i don't normally make New Year Resolutions but this year will be an exception. They are:

1) Get my class 2B licence
2) Get a Honda SP
3) Get a rich gf
4) Thereafter slack all the way

hahahaa.. I'm just joking for point 3 and 4 lah huh.. But don't hesitate to intro to me any rich friends u all have =D . Anyway I hope to be able to get my bike by middle of this year.. Wish me luck ya

Lastly.
Happy New Year to everyone and may all your wishes come true

*DB = Detention Barracks (Military Jail)