In the Heart of the Land
I did something yesterday which I never thought I would. At least not yet. I actually went to watch a soccer match in a coffee shop!! Yea u guessed it right, I chose to forego the comforts of my home, to join my neighbourhood in supporting Manchester United in their FA Cup match against Tottenham.At least I wasn't alone though, Jason joined me in my madness.
Venue: Kopitiam near block 139 Tampines Street 11
Time : 10.25pm (already 25mins into the match)
The coffee shop was already packed by the time we arrived. We didn't have any table for ourselves, so we just grabbed 2 chairs and squeezed with the rest. Needless to say, 80% of the crowd consisted of tiger drinking, cigarette smoking, vulgarities spewing, rolex wearing(might be fake), hokkien speaking, pot bellied uncles. If you looked more thoroughly, you'd be able to spot the occasional teen around.
And so the drama begins...... I shall just provide a few excerpts of what was being said throughout the match.
Uncles:
Shoot lah!! KNN BO LANG!!!
Pass!! CB BUAY GE
CB Ronaldo!! Zuo simi lan jiao!
Handball!! SUI LAH!!!! Penalty!!!
Hahahaha!!!! This is what we were looking for!! Not the 2nd hand smoke, nor the tiger selling UNCLE, not even the tempting kway chap stall.
However, the uncles were not the best part of the "drama". Apparently there's this idiot who thought that by betting against Man Utd, he would win big bucks. Words can't explain his reactions, all I can say is that he looked like he bet his whole marriage dowry on it. LOL
Stupid idiot reactions after Man Utd was awarded the penalty:
Fuck!!! Throws hands up into the air
After watching the replay:
Where got handball?!?!
After watching it again:
FUCK OFF!!!
When Tottenham had a chance:
SHOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooootTTTTttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!@!#$@*^$@*!$%@!*$%
Hahahaha!!! I swear that we thought he would flip the table anytime during the course of the match. We were laughing our ass off at him, of coz we had to control our laughter lah. We don't want to further provoke him considering how pissed off he was and that he had a Tiger bottle in hand. Of course we'd be able to subdue him with ease if we wanted to, no point looking for trouble though. But then again, betting against Man Utd? What was he thinking??
Walking to Kopitiam : Free
Buying a can of 100 plus : $1.20
Uncles and Idiot's reactions: PRICELESS
It's Lego's 50th Birthday today!!
courtesy of Yuting
posted by `Cloud` @ 12:56 AM
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